Puzzlerama: A spicy scavenger hunt leads some of our favorite naughty neighbors to find out dirty little secrets about their spouses.

Busted in Bora Bora: Kathy's trip to Bora Bora with the gays doesn't get off to the best start, but it's amazing what tongue-kissing a tranny and dishing on a creep will do for you.

LL Cool J Performs, Two Are Eliminated: Hey, Comfort: didn't we already vote you off?

Trust Me: Because a friend of his mother's is in danger, Michael has to help her moron son deal with a loan shark and a con man. Then he takes out a couple of guys with a copy of Cat Fancy. Mee-ow!

The Last Rodeo: Steven may be able to hold onto a bucking bull to the end, but a house full of Big Brother idiots is a much tougher animal to get a grip on.

The Top 8 Perform: All the judges love everything, until they remember they need to hate something. Mark, Comfort -- you're it.

Grass Is Always Greener: Why do they do that? Things never go well when you let the models think.

It Looks Like a Helmet: Zulema would be so proud! Nicole and Paulo cry-and-cut their way to the winner's circle as the contestants style wigs for women with alopecia. Come to think of it, Stan Sitwell would be proud too.

Excellent Treasures: Nancy takes a trip to Mexico via the tunnel in her basement, Doug falls in love, Isabelle joins the family, and Silas makes a new friend.

The More Things Change: Alliances and enmities shift rapidly this hour, which is why it's kind of a letdown when the overall situation remains the same.

Season 3 Episode 6: Auditions continue in New York and Los Angeles. Amid the dancing, singing, sobbing, and snake licking looms the knowledge that this is the most popular show in America. Or the second most. But I bet the first most doesn't have snake lickers!

The Cradle Of Civilization: Superior officers ruin everything. It's as predictable as a Dilbert cartoon, and funny for the same reason: it's not actually that funny.

Five Left: It’s original song night! Cof-FAY is inexplicably safe again, Melissa and Gabe are dependable as usual, Ashlee and Shawn land in the bottom two, and the judges work their hardest to convince us that there’s actual talent on this show.

Eight Down, Three to Go: The players have to do math and memorize factoids about the other players' loved ones.

Episode 6: Bad reviews force Belle to take a brief sabbatical. There's still sex, but this time it's pro bono. Tee-hee. I said "bono".

Showgirls: Ali continues to pretend she can sing, Dina-saur continues to pretend she used to be a professional dancer, and Eman continues to pretend he likes working with these people.

Jessie's World: Turns out it's easy to get along when Jessie is the HoH: just kiss his brilliantly-defined glutes enough.

Heat's A Crowd: A kissing challenge, in which he's paired with Mr. Boston, brings out the Fred Phelps in Chance. The Entertainer gets some backdoor action with Destiney when Heat falls out of her favor.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog: Joss Whedon, Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion in a musical superhero mini-series created just for the web? We're so there. We've got to do something until Dollhouse starts.

No Time For Siestas: Kathy goes to Mexico to build a Leadership Academy and stick it to Oprah. If some kids end up with new books and computers in the process, so be it.